Five Barbarians Ravaging China? I'll Beat Them Until They Can Sing and Dance!

He transmigrates into the chaotic era of the Five Barbarians and becomes Ran Ming, the third son of Emperor Ran Min.

The Five Barbarians are ravaging the north, while the Eastern Jin in the south is dragging everyone down. The dynasty will fall in just two years!

This is not only his own calamity, but also the darkest hour for the Han people of the entire north!

Just as all hope seems lost, Ran Ming activates the Blind Box System!

With achievement points, he can take part in all kinds of blind box draws!

Look closely! Just now, this mysterious visitor from the East...

"Soldiers! Your pay has arrived! Two glass marbles each... no, two luminous pearls each!"

"Soldiers! Win this battle and you'll get extra food from now on! One Far Eastern lobster that runs at the first sight of water every day, and half a kilo of beef from the World War II stockpile!"

Oh my! This is incredible!

"Everyone, up on your feet! Get me new gear! AK-47s!"

One month later: "Report! Young Master Ming has sent countless provisions and supplies!"

One year later: "That brat Ran Ming is holed up in a tiny patch of land. He's no threat!"

Three years later: "How can this be? That kid wiped out our 800,000-strong coalition with just 500 men?"

Five years later, Ran Ming watches the Five Barbarians sing and dance, nods with satisfaction, and turns his gaze westward.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.