Coach, I Want to Rebel! Go and Cause a Scene in the White House

A certain basketball star: Coach, I want to rebel! Kou Qi: Take this needle and go to the White House to cause trouble. From now on, you will be Captain Orangutan. A homeless man: Coach, I want to help the world and bring peace to the people. Kou Qi: Remember this slogan - hegemony is dead, kingship must be established. Draw talismans to save people, and thunder will help you. A student movement leader: Coach, I want to resist the massacre by the coalition forces. Kou Qi: When the sun rises in the east, you are the only one who is undefeated. I went to do some needlework, but they didn't want to be kind, so I killed them. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.