I'm a Squishy Character, So It's Only Reasonable for Me to Play It Safe

After transmigrating, Shen Xinghe is kidnapped by the boss of a bizarre world from the start.

After somehow forming a strange friendship with the bizarre BOSS, Shen Xinghe seems to have opened the door to a whole new world.

The queen of the fantasy realm is always inviting him to give her a massage, while the King of the Underworld calls him every day to play mahjong...

The Heavenly Emperor of the cultivation world invites him to team up for games whenever he has time, and the Lord of the Bizarre wants to study his anatomy.

While everyone else struggles to find cultivation resources in spatial rifts,

Shen Xinghe runs off to another world to stock up, carrying a sack full of spatial rings!

While everyone else fights to the death against creatures from other worlds,

Shen Xinghe opens a barbecue restaurant that specializes in exotic beast meat!

When creatures from other worlds begin invading Earth,

Shen Xinghe slaps a thick stack of peace agreements down in front of the Dragon Kingdom's leader.

"Doctor Shen, we're about to enter the spatial rift. Where are you going?"

"Home!!"

"Huh? We were told to follow your lead on this mission!"

"Are you out of your mind? You're a suicide squad! Am I supposed to go get myself killed as a healer?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.