Supernatural: This Taoist Priest Is Way Too Unorthodox

Gifted from childhood, Guan Jiu has spent years following his master around, swaggering and causing trouble... er, traveling the martial world.

With his extraordinary talent for Taoist arts, he beats up nightclubs in the south and kicks down KTV bars in the north, leaving behind a trail of legends.

"That day, he said I looked unwell and might be plagued by evil spirits. He offered to give me a massage to drive them away, then groped me for twenty minutes..."

"Someone, investigate those two Taoist priests. It's bad enough that they trick people into feeding them, but they even deceived my daughter. She's been completely out of sorts ever since..."

"You damn bastard, you even stole my underwear! Zhao Yanlong, do something about that doomed little apprentice of yours."

"Uh, sorry, big sis. That underwear blew into my yard yesterday, so I picked it up."

"Sorry, Brother Zhao. I misunderstood Xiao Jiu. Come over for tea sometime... My husband just brought home some excellent green tea."

By day, he's a lecherous young man who hangs around the streets and alleys. By night, he becomes an heir to the Celestial Master tradition, driving away demons and ghosts with his left hand and suppressing the realms of yin and yang with his right...

Listen as I tell you the stories of him and certain flirtatious female ghosts...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.