My Cultural Outreach Makes All of Britain Take Chinese Citizenship

After Winnie, a princess of the British Empire, comes to China to meet her boyfriend Chen Ying in person, he takes her to try Dongpo pork.

But Winnie is horrified.

"This pork that's been boiled in water... doesn't it smell gamey?"

The next second:

"It's delicious! Give me another bowl!"

When she learns the dish's name, Winnie asks, puzzled, "Why is it called Dongpo pork? Is Dongpo the pig's name?"

Chen Ying patiently explains, "Dongpo was a great poet who lived over a thousand years ago..."

Western netizens are stunned: "A thousand years ago? Our countries were still inhabited by tribes of savages!"

From then on,

with Chen Ying as her guide, Winnie discovers Chinese cuisine, visits famous landmarks, and learns about the great deeds of China's ancestors.

"Rice wrapped in leaves is called zongzi, and it tells a story of affection between officials and ordinary people, and patriotism?"

"The bones of the dead were used to build the Great Wall, all because an emperor had to be ruthless to protect his people's land."

Western netizens are also moved to tears by the many great deeds of China's ancestors, and begin to long for life in China.

They give themselves Chinese names, learn Chinese culture, and set their hearts on immigrating to China.

The British Emperor: "You rabbits are ruthless! You steal my daughter and launch a cultural invasion too?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.