Genshin Impact: I Have Done Every Evil, but I Don't Want to Be Hung from a Streetlamp

You are a Naruto player who likes Kurotsuchi's big white legs, because you think Kurotsuchi's thighs were born for you, and your favorite ninja to play with is Kurotsuchi. Yu Wenliang, Deadly, White Mask, Xian Ming and other ninjas are also good, but you feel that some are in the underworld and some are useless. You said that in the next version of the underworld, you will use black soil to get the real score. Our Black Earth players have always had the best mentality. Even if we fail to hit both of our skills, even if we are sweating profusely, you have to remember that as long as our Black Earth players' basic attack button is still on, we will not let go. Whenever you rely on luck and use light rock or heavy rock's basic attack to pass through the opponent's skills, and are lucky enough to get the opponent's first move, they will complain that the opponent is like a clown, and they can't even shake the Black Earth's basic attack back and forth. Yes, you are the master of operations, but is there a possibility that Kurotsuchi's basic attack is really oppressive than Ding's? Especially the unique humming and heying voice can put pressure on the opponent. Kurotsuchi is the only ninja that convinces me. I can't defeat Kurotsuchi's unique skills, which is worthy of respect, because I am not good at it, because Kurotsuchi has low damage, big back and forth, long CD, requires operation, and needs ideas. Your charming moment is that every time you open the Naruto video, you will complain that other ninjas are very underworld, and Kurotsuchi is weak.

I don't know how to play ninjas, but I can play Purple Dog. I often play Yang Jian's skeleton. Recently, after playing Shield Dog, Wandering South and Ordinary People on the simulator, I will just play some of these weak ninjas*

Although it feels like the weird** stuff is a bit complicated, please keep working hard. Hope you have good results.

Author, are you a boy or a girl? Why are you mumbling when you talk?

Woo woo

It's hard, I play Yang Jian and the aliens. I usually play boss and ordinary people, and if I want to play, I will also play Ninja Battle Obito and Kizaru. I don't have Hashirama and Murasaki in the ones you mentioned. A prostitute for free

Convinced, doesn't it mean that Nata is a war country? How did it become a country of competitive sports?

It is seriously off topic, rambling, talking about one thing and then running off to talk about another thing. In addition, the author may want to write something funny, but in fact there is no laughter. I just feel that the protagonist is very frivolous, and the book is also very frivolous. It can be seen that it is the work of a novice. It is very self-pleasant. There is no sense of rhythm and goal at all. Every thought comes out.

No, why was I blocked for another chapter? Woo woo XX

Comments on Chapter 1: What on earth am I doing when I am invincible, "Original God: I Don't Want to Be Hanged as a Street Light" written by Lu Muqing.