I Show Up to a Dating Reality Show with a Sack of Fertilizer, Shocking the Entire Internet

Chen Ji transmigrates and joins a dating reality show.

On the first day of filming, the guests introduce themselves.

Xi Linayi: "What do you think is most important between a couple?"

"Honesty."

Zhuang Dafei: "Have you dated anyone before?"

"Of course."

Jiang Yiyi: "Can you tell us how you met?"

"We met playing a game. She stole my blue buff, so I cursed her out a bit."

Sun Zhengni: "And then?"

"Then she said, 'Come on! Turn your mic on!'"

Wang Churan: "And after that?"

"She cursed me out for four straight hours."

Zhang Zifeng: "And then after that?"

"I wasn't about to let her get away with it. We agreed to meet up in person and see who was better."

Zhao Maimai: "And then after that?"

"I did her for eight hours."

Everyone: "…"

Online viewers: "…"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.