With a Yellow Mutt by My Side, I'm the Handsomest in the Cultivation World

Long-lived schemer, unbeatable show-off, lighthearted and funny, no female lead

A man and a dog gain immortality from the start, and the more they keep a low profile, the stronger they become.

"Huang Er, this old geezer's pretty tough."

"Woof?"

"Run! When he's finally dead, we'll piss on his grave!"

"Woof, woof!"

"You dare mess with an immortal? I'll come back for revenge when your life is almost over."

A man and a dog: when you're at your peak, I back off; when you're old and frail, I get right in your face.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.