Exorcising Demons in Republican-Era China

My name is Zhang Chuan, and my senior brother is Huang Er. We're both practically disciples of Mount Longhu. We've studied the Dao for more than a decade, cultivating righteousness within ourselves and suppressing evil thoughts in every direction. Strange noises in your house at night? A ghost combing its hair in front of the mirror at midnight, zombies, a shadowy figure by your bed, a woman in red in the woods, a house that eats people's life force... If you've got a problem, come find us in Chitian Town. One gold bar, and we'll take care of it.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.