I Returned from the Apocalypse, and the Whole Internet Begs Me to Unfollow Them

Chen Hao has lived through two apocalypses.

After the second apocalypse, he is reborn in the home of his enemy.

Using a scheme to sow discord, he eliminates his enemy from the apocalypse.

With the Death Premonition System, he takes over a funeral parlor.

To expand the funeral business, he promotes it online.

To his surprise, every internet user he follows dies.

The whole internet is thrown into a panic, and people beg him to spare them.

Whatever you do, don't follow people at random!

Chen Hao's funeral business flourishes.

The System upgrades, awakening the Lifespan Recovery System.

The remaining lifespans of people who die by accident can be reclaimed by the System.

He can use them to increase his own lifespan or buy and sell them.

The third apocalypse arrives, and accidental deaths skyrocket.

Chen Hao recovers tens of billions of years of lifespan and becomes immortal.

After being reborn once more, Chen Hao has tens of billions of years of lifespan in hand.

He starts dealing in lifespans...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.