The Internship System Is a Mess and Insists I Become President

An international student stranded in Kyiv by the war between the Big Bear and the Little Bear

encounters a hopelessly unreliable Practice System.

The Practice System's upgrade topic is "power,"

so it forces its Host to become president.

"System, do you have any unbeatable skills?"

No!

Su Zhe: ".."

Could he have activated it the wrong way?

"Then do you have any really awesome skills?"

No!

"What skills do you have?"

No skills.

Su Zhe: "…"

Damn, that really hits a nerve.

Was this System just thrown together carelessly?

"Tell me, what can you do?"

I can't do anything. I'm a Practice System.

"Did God have a son?"

The senile Eagle Sauce president looked at his aides in confusion.

I'll just flatten the European server,

then cross servers to wipe out Sakura and eliminate the Koreans.

I'll leave the Asian server to the Dragon Nation, and make the whole European server its vassal.

Flatten Eagle Sauce, stomp the Big Bear! Rule the world,

then what am I supposed to do? I just want to lie flat!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.