I Was Arrested for Checking into a Hotel, and They Said I Had Committed a War Crime.

Ye Hao, who traveled through the parallel world, was a junior student. One day, Ye Hao went on a date with the school beauty. "Ye Hao, I asked you to go to Regent Hotel, you come to Regent Hotel"? "My mistake does not affect the operation." "You are so careless, I doubt you can tell the difference between my twin sister and me"? "Of course I can tell the difference. Your sister has a mole on her chest." "My sister's mole is in her private parts, how did you know?" … While Ye Hao was lying on the bed gasping for breath, a group of special police officers broke into the door! "Ye Hao, please come with us"! "Sir, is it illegal for me to open a house with my wife?" "This is indeed not illegal, but what have you done abroad? You don't know what you are doing"? "I will teach people Chinese, translate Sun Tzu's Art of War, teach people how to plant and raise pigs"! "What else"? "We also translated Jin Ping Miao for them, which greatly reduced their sexual crimes"! "That's not what I'm talking about. Do you know about war crimes?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.