From the Start, I Used Pinduoduo's Slash-to-Win Deal, and the Ancients Lost It!

A Hao transmigrates to Blue Star.

Now that he's gotten a Trouble-Making System, he's ready to start causing trouble.

As long as he can make the ancients lose their cool,

he'll get a reward.

With that in mind, he sends a projection screen through time.

First, he gives every ancient a "way-ahead-of-its-time" phone.

Then he brings on Pinduoduo.

For the rewards, everyone can have fun chopping away!

A Hao: I refuse to believe you won't lose it over this! Heh heh heh...

Ying Zheng: What? The Immortality Pill? Zhao Gao! Get every subject in the Qin Empire chopping for me!

Liu Bang: What?! A mysterious weapon to defeat Xiang Yu? Brothers! Chop for your king!

Li Shimin: My dear minister, come on, help me get a chop!

Zhu Yuanzhang: A magic pill that can let my wife and sons live twenty years longer! Everyone, chop for me!!!

After chopping away for half a day, everyone realizes it's a bottomless pit. They'll never get it!

Then Cow-cow-cow gets added to the mix!

Zhuge Liang: How ingenious!

The ancients: ...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.