Chinese Medicine Doctor: to Treat a Cough, Will You Prescribe Me Laxatives?

"Doctor, I have been coughing for many days. How can I cure it?" "I'll prescribe a laxative for you and wrap it up tomorrow." "I have a cough, and you give me a laxative?" After a night of diarrhea, the cough was really cured. Because I really didn't dare to cough, I would change my pants every time I coughed. "Miracle doctor, your head hurts so much, what should I do?" "Go to the amusement park and play the pendulum five times!" "What, doesn't it get more painful the more you play?" When the patient actually played the big pendulum five times, holy shit, the headache was really cured? What a miracle doctor! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.