You Asked Me to Livestream Product Sales, but I Developed the Is It Dead? App

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Ming becomes a master salesman, teaching people online every day how to sell products.

A netizen asks how to sell cemetery plots.

Su Ming: "Don't call your mom when you're dead. Just say, 'Are you dead yet?' Get a 'Dead Yet?' red packet, and we'll throw in a golden-thread nanmu or huanghuali coffin. Just tap to claim it!"

A netizen asks how to sell toilets.

Su Ming: "The Super Flush Pro, with an extra-wide poo-zone! Big or small, foldable, and ready to pop open wherever you are. Enjoy the freedom to do your business indoors or out!"

A netizen asks how to forget their first love.

Su Ming: "Your annual simp report is in. Everyone thinks you're a simp, but only we know the truth: you're a real Casanova!"

The netizens are stunned, and traffic surges!

Now the whole internet is buzzing, and angel investors are flocking to Su Ming, hoping to invest in his projects!

Su Ming: "If you find the right approach, then in theory, there's no product I can't sell!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.