I, an Alien Invader! Yang Mi Defects on the Spot

"You foolish Blue Star people, you have to work at least four hours every day! At least 20 hours a week!"

After Blue Star was invaded, the alien lord Zhang Miao addressed the people of Blue Star.

"And that's not all. An entire family has to squeeze into a cramped, shabby villa of just 1,000 square meters, with a tiny, shabby garden of only 200 square meters!"

"A pitiful base salary of 30,000! Commission is capped at ten times that, which means ordinary people can earn at most 300,000 a month!"

"You can't buy a house because you can only live in the ones we provide!"

"And don't even think about buying a car. You can only drive the mechs we give you!"

Yang Mi: My lord, the capitalists are up ahead. I'll show you the way!

Reba: I finally found our home planet! What took you so long? I've almost forgotten how to be one of you!

Fairy: My lord, have you forgotten? I'm your sister, though we have different parents!

The whole internet: Alien lord, please come enslave me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.