I Pick Up a Young Girl at a Club, Then Call the Cops to Raid It With My Girlfriend

Chen Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and has been living a quiet, comfortable life.

Unfortunately, his sweet, adorable girlfriend is an eager but hopeless rookie police officer who can't seem to earn a permanent position.

"Honey, I really want to get ahead."

"Then take the 'ahead' out of that sentence."

To satisfy his clueless girlfriend's ambition, Chen Ming has no choice but to break down every achievement and feed it to her piece by piece.

Day 1: He beats up a thief and makes him cry as he goes to turn himself in to his girlfriend.

Day 2: He invites everyone at a club to order young girls, then calls the police so his girlfriend can come bust the place for prostitution.

Day 3: He stabs a wanted criminal eighteen times, sending him to the pharmacy for a bandage, where he can "run into" his girlfriend.

Day N: He infiltrates a drug den, gets every drug dealer high, and bundles them up for his girlfriend as a surprise prize.

Third-class merit, second-class merit, first-class merit...

Thanks to Chen Ming's careful feeding, his rookie girlfriend racks up so many achievements she can hardly keep track of them!

Then one day, while his girlfriend, now a big shot at the provincial police department, is cooking dinner, a group of national security agents storm into their home.

His sweet, adorable girlfriend: "Are you here for me, comrades?"

The national security agents solemnly point to Chen Ming, calmly munching on sunflower seeds on the sofa.

"No, we're here for him!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.