Q&A: How Do I Borrow Money Without Paying It Back? Kill the Creditor

Lyu Xiaobu, a professional killer who transmigrated to a parallel world, is a little short on cash, so he posts online asking for help.

"I want to borrow money, but I don't want to pay it back. What should I do?"

At first, netizens think it's a post asking for advice, so they jokingly reply:

"Kill your creditor. No one can collect a debt from a dead man!"

"Good idea!"

Lyu Xiaobu exclaims in admiration, then goes and shoots his creditor dead.

But now he's run into a new problem, so he posts another request for help.

"Here's the new question: What do I do if I'm wanted by the police?"

"Easy! Kill everyone who's looking for you, and no one will be left to hunt you down!"

"Makes sense! But they've sent a helicopter! How do I deal with that?"

"Shoot it down with a cannon!"

"Great! But here's another problem! What do I do if a missile locks onto me?"

"Uh... can you get your hands on the nuclear launch codes?"

"All right! I'll give it a try!"

Later, when netizens accidentally see the news of what really happened, they're completely stunned!

"We were just joking! You actually took us seriously?"

Lyu Xiaobu: "I borrowed the money fair and square. Why should I pay it back?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.