The Qilin Art

The author writes crap. There's not much to it, just a mishmash. Please forgive the bad parts. I don't even know if the yellow bits will pass review. If they don't, never mind. This novel is original, not copied. The author is just an edgy idiot.

Main text: Three thousand years in the heavenly palace cannot compare to the Qilin Hall of the Nangong clan.

In the Qilin Hall stands the Qilin Chamber, where a lone immortal sits upon its throne.

The immortal has waited for over a thousand years, awaiting your return to the summit of Qilin Peak!

The youth is silent, not daring to speak, afraid of disappointing three thousand years of waiting.

You await me at the summit of Qilin Peak, but I'm afraid I can no longer become an immortal.

The palace collapses, the hall is destroyed. I dare not speak of lording it over the world again.

The immortal sighs. With no other choice, he revives the Qilin Art once more!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.