Hopping Between Screen Worlds: My System Is Such a Scumbag

Why did someone curse my System as soon as it showed up?

Fine, curse it if you want,

but why can the curse only be broken if the heroine from another world willingly gives me a kiss?

Fine, a kiss is a kiss,

but why does this stupid System automatically turn into the creature the heroine fears most every time I transmigrate?

I could put up with the scary appearance,

but why does Captain America in the Marvel Universe meet your requirements too?

You know he's a man, a man! You shameless piece-of-junk System,

I...

I must sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart,

because the skills and equipment you gave me are just too amazing!

Ahahaha!

Note: All skills and equipment in this book are related to the DOTA game or World of Warcraft.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.