Legendary Houndmaster in Marvel

With a giant orange cat on my left, a skeleton on my right, and divine beasts behind me, I can do whatever I want in Marvel. As the Avengers' top dog, I, Zhao Sheng, have three things to say: 1. Heroes must not compete against each other. Our journey is to the stars and beyond. 2. Heroes must not sabotage one another, except at the drinking table. But Fury is fair game, Hydra is fair game, Mephisto is fair game, and Thanos is fair game. 3. Heroes must not get involved with each other. I especially want to call out Carter Slade, Bucky, and Sam. We're superheroes, so we need to set a good example for our fans! That's all. Dismissed!

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