I Asked You to Sweet-Talk Fishing Buffs, Not Build Me a Fighter-Bomber!

Shi Hu, an academician in military science and a military medical academician, accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world.

From the start, his boss's company goes bankrupt, and he picks up eight wives for free. With expenses piling up, he asks Pan Changjiang how to get rich by livestreaming liquor sales.

Pan tries to talk him out of it: Listen to your uncle. Livestreaming is deep water, and you can't handle it!

Hu doesn't listen. He takes out a 60,000-yuan loan to sell liquor.

A fan asks: If I buy liquor, will you teach me Sun Tzu's Art of War?

Hu: Absolutely! I'll teach whatever you want to learn! The service is guaranteed.

He uses the dark web to equip his students with AKs, T-72s, 107 mm rocket launchers, and Xiaolong fighter jets.

In the end, they ask him to teach the Sixteen-Character Guerrilla Warfare Formula, On Protracted War, and more.

An African fishing enthusiast asks him to make sure he doesn't come back empty-handed, so Hu builds him a stealth bomber as a gift.

Half a year later, his students give Shi Hu one ton of gold, ten beautiful women of both Black and white skin, and two servants as tuition.

From then on, Hu bathes in Flying Fairy Moutai every day and parties with foreign women every night.

A year later, the Hague Tribunal declares him guilty of genocide and sentences him to death by hanging. His students swoop down from the sky in stealth bombers to rescue him.

After escaping, he and his students launch a military venture in West Africa and challenge the world's hegemony all the way.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.