Livestreaming Maotai Sales: When We Share a Bed, Who Does My Wife Sleep With?

Zhang Erga is an unemployed history graduate from a prestigious university.

One day, he asks his nouveau riche uncle, Pan Changjiang, for advice on getting rich by selling liquor on livestream.

Pan earnestly warns him: "Listen to your uncle. Livestreaming is a deep pool. You have no idea what you're getting into!"

Erga ignores him, takes out a 50,000-yuan online loan, and starts selling liquor on his own.

A fan asks: "If I buy liquor, will you teach me Romance of the Three Kingdoms and The Art of War?"

Erga: "Absolutely! I'll teach whatever you want to learn!"

Another asks: "When a couple shares a bed, who does the wife sleep with?"

He answers: "Cao Cao!"

From then on, his livestream becomes a literacy class for the Third World.

The students are a little slow, but they're eager to learn.

Even after learning redox reactions and how to make black powder, they're not satisfied.

They demand extra lessons on making TNT and the powerful explosive RDX by hand.

After finishing the periodic table, they ask for extra lessons in powdered metal technology and precision metallurgy.

Finally, they ask him to teach them the Sixteen-Character Formula for guerrilla warfare, among other things.

A month later, Zhang Erga becomes the top liquor seller on the platform.

Half a year later, the UN Security Council puts a worldwide bounty on a certain liquor merchant.

National security agents find Zhang Erga and demand that he turn himself in.

The Hague Tribunal declares him guilty of massacre, and all his students appear in court to plead for him.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.