Me! Aliens Invade, and Dilraba Defects on the Spot?

"You foolish Blue Star people work exactly eight hours every day, and you only get two days off each week!"

After Blue Star is invaded, the alien lord Xu Hao addresses its people.

"On top of that, your whole family has to squeeze into a cramped little villa of just a thousand square meters, with a pathetic garden of only 200 square meters!"

"A pitiful guaranteed salary of 10,000! Your commission can only be ten times your base pay, which means ordinary people can earn at most 100,000 a month!"

"There are 365 days in a year, but you only get 60 days of paid leave. Take regular leave and you get no holiday allowance. You can't buy a house because you can only live in the ones we give you!"

"And forget about cars. You can only drive the mechs we give you!"

Dilraba: Lord, there's a capitalist up ahead. I'll show you the way!

Big Mi: I finally found our home planet. Why did you take so long to get here? I've almost forgotten how to be one of you!

Fairy Liu: Lord Xu Hao, have you forgotten? I'm your sister, though we have different parents!

Netizens: "Alien lord, please come enslave me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.