Entertainment: New to the Entertainment Department? Call Me Almighty Artist

Sing? I have one hit song in January and twelve consecutive hits in a year! Movie? My film Let the Bullets Fly has been discussed by countless film critics for ten years! I filmed Westward Journey to make people think about the true meaning of love! Literature? For science fiction, I serialized The Three-Body Problem, and for detectives, I wrote Sherlock Holmes. Painting! Qi Baishi's shrimps, Xu Beihong's horses, Van Gogh's sunflowers, Da Vinci's Mona Lisa! Sculpture? I cut off the arms of Venus, and I painted frescoes for the Holy Church! You say I'm a newbie in the entertainment industry? Please call me an almighty artist! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.