Spiritual Qi Revival: I Gave the World a Little Shock

The Creator God has grown tired of the unchanging Age of Dharma Decline and decides to have some fun by bringing about a spiritual qi revival. But a hundred years pass, and the world is still as lifeless as ever.

With no other choice, he has to find an agent to liven things up.

"So that's why you came to me?"

"That's right."

"What's in it for me?"

"Is eternal life not enough?"

"You're immortal yourself. What do you think?"

"True... But eternal life alone is more of a curse than a reward."

"..."

"Then how about this? I'll grant you access to my creation authority."

"In that case, I might be willing... But isn't it a little rash to hand your power over to me so easily?"

"What's rash about it? This divine power isn't free. How much you can use depends on how hard you work."

"One last question: why don't you do it yourself?"

"What makes you think I haven't tried?"

"?!"

"I tried several times. Each time, everything blew up."

"O-okay... Fine... You're amazing. You're the boss, after all."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.