In Ultraman: There's Something Off About This Defense Force

Yang Guang woke up one day and discovered he had been reborn in a world with a Defense Force, and had even become a contestant in its televised talent show, held once every three years!

You have to win a talent show to join the Defense Force? What kind of ridiculous setup is that!

Wait, if there's a Defense Force, does that mean there are monsters and aliens too?

Oh, so they only detected a giant creature sleeping underground, and set up the Defense Force as a precaution.

Phew, that's a relief...

A relief, my foot! Just because it's asleep now doesn't mean it won't wake up later!

Hey, you there. Which Ultraman is on duty?

What?! There's no Ultraman! Then what are we even doing here?

Forget it, just destroy the world already. Have any monster blast me to death with a fart.

Wait, what did you say? The Defense Force captain here is called Yaya, the science officer is Hani, the combat officer is Reba, and the medical officer is Nazha?!

Then what are we waiting for? Hurry up and help me up. I'm ready to fight monsters for another three hundred rounds!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.