Three Kingdoms: I Have Instant Noodles for Everyone, So Beg Me to Become Emperor!

Can you learn from Zhang Jiao? You are stupider than the author. Do you have any brains? You just know how to lick. Come and make me laugh. You are indeed a wild boy.

Are you here to be funny? In troubled times or in ancient times, do you still play the humble licking of modern times? Are you serious? In ancient times, do you know what unlimited instant noodles represented? Still need you to lick me? Others are eager to tie the girl up and give it to the protagonist, but when you come here, you still play with those who have it and don't have it. Do you know how low the status of women is in troubled times?

If Zhang Jiao had your unlimited instant noodles, he would truly be dead and Huang Tian should be here!

What was the Yellow Turban Uprising for? We are not going to starve to death. We don't even have the bark to eat. Infinite instant noodles. If you are invincible to the children, you will be their father. When the time comes, the people will also work hard to eat. They will starve to death. The bark of the trees is gone. Who cares about you?

I licked enough of the text, hahaha, it made me laugh to death! Are you still licking unlimited food? What kind of woman did you want in ancient times? In other words, the eldest daughter of the family needs to spend some money to avoid looking at it.

Does the author not understand the difference between a lord and an adult? I call you my lord, not my lord. He is doing things under his hands and does not recognize you as his master. If he doesn't want to do it anymore, he can leave at any time. If he calls you my lord, unless he is someone like Erwuzi, it is absolutely impossible for him to run away. Even if the protagonist dies, they will die with him, right?

One look at the introduction shows that the author has no awareness of lightning protection. The introduction is slutty, and it's basically impossible to think of Lei in the main text.

Don't open too many harems. Just use all the female generals in Three Kingdoms. You can do ten of them in one day. You can finish them in ten days. You have a system. Is it difficult to do ten in one day?

I was speechless. Knowing that the other party would resist, why would I go in when I encountered a terrain like a valley? There must be an ambush in every valley. There are so many battles in history, but Cheng Yu can't tell???

You can watch a popular science video. It is reasonable to eat instant noodles to be grateful when you are about to run out of food. But in ancient times, it was not just this food that really wanted to win people's hearts. Normally, a soldier is given several kilograms of food per day.