Livestreaming SCP, I Ended Up at the Foundation

Su Qiang has recently become obsessed with the SCP Foundation, so he opens the app and starts watching all the related videos in chronological order.

SCP-173, the big peanut; SCP-049, the little angel; SCP-682, the old geezer; SCP-3999, I Am At The Center Of Everything...

He is thoroughly enjoying himself, completely unaware that these videos are being livestreamed to the administrators of the SCP Foundation on a small screen.

The world is still young. The SCP Foundation, established to protect humanity and fight the supernatural, has only been around for a few years. Its founder and supreme leader, known as "the Administrator," is currently fretting over just that.

Just as he starts to think the thing before him is supernatural too, a voice comes through the livestream:

"Item number: SCP-173."

At the same time, a statue resembling a peanut appears in the livestream...

The Administrator is dumbfounded on the spot.

"Isn't that the neck-snapping maniac we contained yesterday?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.