I Read the Classic Texts on Physiognomy: Reba Really Has a Great Butt

Six months after Qin Chuan's father died, the System declared: If you don't take over your father's fortune-telling stall, you'll die a sudden death.

The second semester at Peking University began, and the System he'd waited eighteen years for finally arrived.

With death staring him in the face, he set up a little stall during winter break, telling fortunes and reading faces.

Nazha: You sure? I can become famous by showing some skin? I'm not well-educated, don't lie to me!

Reba: I absolutely won't let Nazha take my place as red-carpet queen! Master Qin, can I come see you tonight?

Bai Lu: Master, I've been waiting for you all day!

Yang Mi: My chest energy is too intense. I need a secret massage technique! Bai Lu, go home and give that big mouth of yours a rest!

Bai Lu: Master said that even though my mouth is big, it's incredibly useful!

Liu Shishi: The audience says my posture isn't stiff anymore! Master Qin, can I buy the exclusive rights to your bone-reading technique?

This book is also known as: Yang Mi: My Fierce Energy Is Too Strong. I Need a Secret Massage Technique?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.