I Asked You to Play Guandan, Not Snatch the Mayor's Toupee!

System: Host, begin your mission immediately.

Lin Dahao: Begin what, your sister? Other people get a hell-level challenge, but you want to make sure I never get reincarnated! Me? I'm 5,400 yuan in Huabei debt! You want me to become an investment guru? The top guru? The only one in the world? Are you crazy, or have I just lost the strength to lift a knife?

System: Make Chunguanshi the world's number one city as soon as possible.

Lin Dahao: ??? That godforsaken border city nobody wants? And you want it to be the best in the world? Pick an auspicious day for me to jump off a building! Never mind, the buildings in Chunguanshi...

Mayor: Does this wig look all right?

Lin Dahao: Mr. Mayor, that wig looks pretty fake!

Shanghai Mayor: Don't go, you genius!

Alibaba: Enough! I believe you! I'll invest! Is ten billion enough?

Huawei: We'll deliver one ** to every resident of Chunguanshi! As for everyone else, how about we sell one phone for 100,000 yuan? Can we drive Apple out of Chunguanshi?

Tokyo: Nani? A financial crisis! Is there still time to emigrate? Let's flee to Chunguanshi and sell lithography machines! What homeland? Screw that! We're living the good life!

Gao Qiqiang: Give me this plot of land! Please!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.