Emotional Call-In: Yang Mi Breaks Down in Tears

Chen Xiguan transmigrates to a parallel world and joins a call-in relationship advice show.

From the start, he takes on three relationship experts single-handedly.

His talk of playboys, human spare tires, menial labor, self-sacrifice, fake pregnancies, and more leaves everyone stunned.

Yang Mi takes the opportunity to ask about her own love life!

Yang Mi: I broke up with my boyfriend not long ago. We didn’t talk for more than ten days, and then he suddenly got in touch and wanted to get back together.

Chen Xiguan: I’m telling you, he’s no good!

Yang Mi: ?

Chen Xiguan: Breaking up is like releasing a fish back into the pond.

The fish plays dead, enjoys its freedom, and swims around. When it can’t find anything better, it wants to eat from the same bowl again.

He hasn’t clearly asked to get back together, but he still wants to be close to you. In plain English, he wants to sleep with you and get you for free!

Yang Mi: Master, I see it now. I’m falling apart, and I’m all worked up. So he really is a scumbag...

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