I Got Caught Starting a Shady Business. They Asked If I Thought Money Was Easy to Scam

Work? There's no way I'm working in this lifetime! I'm Ou De Wang!

In the interrogation room, Wang Oude chatted away with the investigator.

Investigator: You set up a stall on the street and charge people up to a thousand yuan to lick iron. How can you say that with a straight face?

Wang Oude: I set up a stall, clearly marked my prices, and got all the proper permits. What's wrong with that?

Investigator: You use the excuse of cheering up old people to swindle them out of their money. You don't even spare the elderly!

Wang Oude: On New Year's Eve, a young woman asked me to go home with her and keep her single mother company, just to liven things up. We both agreed. There was absolutely no fraud involved.

Investigator: You don't even spare children!

Wang Oude: That's nonsense. I went to tutor a child at home, and the kid was misbehaving. As their teacher, wasn't it perfectly reasonable for me to give them a spanking?

Investigator: Then what were you doing sneaking into the child's mother's bed in the middle of the night?

Wang Oude: The child's mother was exhausted. I felt sorry for her, raising a child alone. And since I'd studied massage, I gave her one to loosen up her muscles. Is that against the law?

With an unscrupulous entrepreneurship System, Wang Oude declares: If there's even one legitimate business venture I could do, then I lose!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.