Three Kingdoms: White Porridge and Pickled Vegetables, Forced to Don the Yellow Robe

What would happen if the people and armies of the late Han Dynasty got plain congee and pickled vegetables with every meal?

“My lord, wonderful news! The *** army to the east hears foxes calling every night!”

“My lord, look! We've caught this huge white snake for you! They say it's the biological son of the great white snake slain by Emperor Gaozu of Han!”

“My lord, while digging into the mountain, we unearthed a stone statue with one eye!”

“My lord, we live in the north, and the weather is turning cold. We've prepared a yellow robe for you...”

Du Xun looks helplessly at his ministers and sighs. “You... You've made life so hard for me... I serve the Han with all my heart. I'm truly a loyal subject...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.