The Fishing Rod I Sold, I Caught a Destroyer

Eagle Sauce issued a new sanctions list against Rabbit. The first one on the list is a civilian daily necessities factory. This made the factory owner Cao Lei very dissatisfied: "I sell daily necessities, why do you sanction me?" President Yingjiang: "The daily necessities you sell can make people see needles on the ground at night. It's clearer than during the day." Cao Lei: "That's just a pair of glasses, of course it's a daily necessities." "The shirt you sell can withstand a sniper rifle bullet!" Cao Lei, "That's just a piece of clothing, of course it's a daily necessities." "The Good Wife Oral Liquid you sell can increase a person's strength by fifty percent, turning a sick man into a superman in an instant." Cao Lei: "That's a health product. What is it if it's not a daily necessities?" President Yingjiang, "The fishing rod you sold caught a destroyer of our navy." "This is a slander. Can a fishing rod bear the weight of a destroyer weighing thousands of tons?" … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.