I'm a Polite Bandit: Robbing Monsters Is Perfectly Reasonable

Games descend into reality, overturning the world's rules and ushering humanity into an age of universal awakening.

After transmigrating, Ye Yi awakens a Politeness System?

No, it's a "Please Be Polite" System.

I'm being so polite. Is it too much to rob you? I'm talking to you, you female demon. Take off your gear.

The Zombie King, bruised and swollen all over, kneels before Ye Yi. "I'm sorry. I was wrong.

I should have realized sooner."

Ye Yi looks at the pile of trash, says, "Thank you," then punches the Zombie King to pieces.

Ye Yi turns to the corpse. "You're badly injured and so poor. I'll put you out of your misery!"

A boss on one of the game's levels: "Shameless! You rob me and make me say thank you, then steal my treasure and kill me right after!"

Several bosses robbed by Ye Yi gather after being revived. "When have bosses like us ever been bullied like this? We can't stand for it.

Let's team up and get him."

Naturally, they end up delivering another batch of fine items and their own heads to Ye Yi.

After putting away all the loot, Ye Yi looks at the pile of corpses and says, "What a bunch of 'monsters'!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.