Vocational School: No Congee or Pickles, Yet I Rise to Greatness

The ten-thousand-year-old corpse Sun Xiaochuan leads a hundred thousand Yin soldiers in an assault on Shencheng, and the city is running out of food!

Just as Tian Jing is about to despair, he finds an abstract System in the vocational high school's bathroom. He doesn't get an unlimited supply of plain rice porridge and pickled vegetables, but he does get unlimited chocolate!

As long as he is sufficiently absurd, he can exchange for precious supplies and bizarre skills without limit!

"I've got an announcement! I'm a free soldier who can provide an unlimited supply of chocolate!"

Ding! Abstract points +1

Ding! Abstract points +999

"Come on, brothers, bottoms up! Drink this bowl of chocolate milk, and let's drive the zombies back together!"

In just one day, Tian Jing brings Yu Jiangjun, the former king of the vocational high school, under his command!

The next day: "Brother Tian, you're the real king of the vocational high school!"

A year later: "Brother Tian, you're not the king of the vocational high school! You're the king of Shencheng!"

Three years later: "Brother Tian! It's getting cold. Time to send rocket launchers to Sakura Country!"

Tian Jing looks at the Versace golden dragon robe draped over his shoulders and the diamond-studded Dou Dou shoes on his feet, lost in thought.

"You've really made things hard for me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.