Sell a Fire Tricycle, and You Call Me an Arms Dealer?

Wang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and inherits the Jida Agricultural Machinery Factory in Xia Nation.

The new agricultural tricycles with firepower aren’t selling, and the factory is on the verge of bankruptcy. Then buyers from Big Mao’s country show up, turning Wang Yang into a sudden millionaire. From then on, Wang Yang and his Jida Agricultural Machinery Factory go wildly off course on the technology tree, embarking on an irreversible journey of inventing all kinds of bizarre farming machines.

Big Mao: “We’ll take ten thousand agricultural seeding drones!”

“What kind of farm needs that many drones...?”

Hamas: “Do you have any agricultural rainmaking cannons in stock?”

“Holy crap, is your organization getting into farming now?”

Yemen’s Houthi forces: “We hear you have intelligent bionic fish. We’d like to know more!”

“How would those be used to attack aircraft carriers? We just want to switch to fish farming...”

Eagle Sauce: “Rabbit, you’re openly supporting my enemies!”

Eagle Sauce: “Farming in the desert? Do you really think I’m stupid?”

Little Japan: “Rabbit, I’ve been bombed with an agricultural nuclear bomb...”

Rabbit: “Bullshit! An agricultural nuclear bomb? Keep spreading rumors and I’ll wipe you out!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.