Siheyuan: I'm He Daqing, and I'm Unrivaled in the World!

He transmigrated as He Daqing, Silly Zhu's biological father, a man as fierce as a tiger!

He entered the Shaolin Temple alone and learned its seventy-two supreme arts. The entire courtyard trembled before him!

What? Jia Zhangshi made my son Silly Zhu sleep in a doghouse? I'll use my Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms to tear down your house!

Hmm, Yi Zhonghai wants to team up with the other uncles and kick me out of the courtyard? Then I'll strike first and frame Yi Zhonghai for theft!

Wait, Silly Zhu became a womanizer? Then I'll have no choice but to uphold justice at my own son's expense and teach the rascal some light-footed skills.

In his spare time, he taught three disciples.

Jia Dongxu: Ever since I practiced this incomplete "Cloud-Seeking Hand," I want to steal everything I see. I've been taken to the police station eight times in one week. He Daqing, you've ruined me!

Xu Damao: Ever since I practiced He Daqing's "Demon Man Fist," I've turned into a freak. I put on makeup every day, and even my beard has disappeared. He, I'll never forgive you!

Yan Bugui: I practiced He Daqing's "Soul-Seizing Art," and now I can't keep my mouth shut. I curse everyone I meet. How could any of you have it worse than me?

His daughter Yushui: Dad, what kind of martial arts are you teaching? Can't you teach us something decent?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.