I Am Immortal, so It Makes Sense to Hang and Beat Weird People, Right?

Coinciding with two months, the world has entered an era of terror recovery. Lu Li, who has lived for endless years, was targeted by the Weird Management Bureau at the beginning. Director of the Weird Bureau: "What? He actually killed a level three mental mutant with one hand?" Lu Li: "I'm sorry, I mean everyone here is rubbish." Weird: "Which one of us is Weird? Call the police!" Lu Li: "Are you under the control of the King of Hell? I have fought with him before." Fierce beast: "He... He ate the ferocious beast alive! Does anyone care about it anymore?" Lu Li: "Your fart was obviously braised, steamed, grilled, or cooked..." Many years later, when the name Lu Li was mentioned, all weird, terrifying, and sinister things trembled. But Lu Li said calmly: "I'm just an ordinary person who has lived for endless years!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.