I Subsidize Every Birth in the Village, and the Nation Can’t Stop Laughing!

Han Ziming transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a university graduate serving as the village Party secretary!

As the country enthusiastically promotes its three-child policy,

Han Ziming actively answers the national call and urges the villagers to have more children.

How can the countryside get rich?

Have more children and plant fewer trees!

How can the countryside grow strong?

Have more children and raise fewer sheep!

How can the countryside win?

Have more children, and all problems will be solved!

Secretary Xiao Han watches as one young mother after another

comes to acknowledge him as her child's godfather, moved to tears.

"Starting today, the village will raise all children under eighteen!"

"Get a 10,000-yuan reward for every child, plus 5,000 yuan in monthly living expenses until they turn eighteen!"

The villagers are ecstatic!

Villagers: "Secretary, what about the children's schooling?"

Secretary Xiao Han: "We'll immediately establish a three-tier school affiliated with Qingbei University, from kindergarten through high school!"

Villagers: "Secretary, what about housing for the children when they get married?"

Secretary Xiao Han: "A 300-square-meter duplex villa for every family!"

All the villagers shout: "We'll answer the national call! Three children per person!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.