Surgery: You Asked Me to Bandage a Wound, but I Removed a Brain Tumor

Liang Wenchao transmigrated and became an emergency surgeon. Usually, all he did was bandage wounds and perform minor operations.

On his first day back at work after vacation, the Minister of Health had people come and take him away.

"Dr. Liang, right? We'd like to ask you about a few things!"

In his office, the Minister of Health stared at the documents in his hands, his face grave.

"Dr. Liang, you're a surgeon at Beijing Second Hospital, right?"

Liang Wenchao answered seriously: "Yes!"

"Why did the US president come to see you?"

"There's something wrong with his brain, but I didn't want to treat him."

"Then why did the Queen of England come to see you too?"

"Oh, she came for a breast enhancement."

"Do you know why the island nation's Yasukuni Shrine was demolished?"

"I do! While I was giving their emperor a head transplant, I said the shrine smelled a bit bad!"

Minister: "One last question! Did you remove my father's brain tumor?"

Liang Wenchao: "He came to the hospital to get a wound bandaged, so I took it out while I was at it!"

Liang Wenchao answered every question honestly and properly, but then realized the minister had completely lost his mind!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.