Genshin Impact: Surely Nobody Really Thinks Adventuring Is Hard?

In the year 2050,

Genshin Impact becomes more grind-heavy, and its numbers spiral out of control, driving huge numbers of players away.

The developers use a brain-computer interface to send the last player reborn into the immersive world of Teyvat.

To make Ye Fan stay, every NPC, including the Seven Archons, resorts to all kinds of tricks to deceive him.

It's not grindy at all! The strongest adventurer, with 999 layers of Vajra protection from the start. One slash takes down a Hilichurl, two slashes take down a Whopperflower. The strongest elemental reaction master, the strongest Abyss challenger, and maxed-out gacha talent.

They teach him all sorts of nonsense to trick Ye Fan into believing he is gifted.

With a casual swipe at the air, he masters the Anemo element and awakens Venti's Wind God's Ode.

With a casual strike of a match, he comprehends the Pyro element and masters Xiangling's Guoba fire breath.

With a casual pluck of a blade of grass, he suddenly grasps the Dendro element and unlocks Nahida's Illusory Heartscape.

At first, they only hoped Ye Fan would take a while to realize he was perfectly ordinary and spend more time streaming Genshin Impact.

But nobody expected this.

This big spender had heaven-defying comprehension and grasped every single thing.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.