Livestream: I Asked You to Sell a Sob Story, So Why Are You Really Selling New Year Goods?

Ding! The livestream shopping System has been installed.

Su Chen, reborn as a new streamer, is told by his co-host to sell products by playing up a sob story.

"Fine, then I'll sell a sob story."

Su Chen stood in the middle of the livestream and tearfully recounted his tragic upbringing.

Li Jiaqi: "Are you sure your eighty-year-old grandpa's dream of farming is so that you can fulfill your dream of becoming a streamer?"

Comments: "I'm done watching. Another sob story! Can't you come up with anything new?"

"Has the streamer run out of material?"

"???? Another sob story."

Su Chen: "Pfft!"

"??? What's going on? The streamer couldn't even keep a straight face?"

"Is this supposed to be a bit?"

"That was too smooth! This is great entertainment!"

Co-host: "We're doomed. We won't be able to sell these Chinese herbs."

Su Chen: "Livestream Shopping System, activate!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.