Ancient People Lose It After Watching Short Videos About History

Historical short videos are livestreamed to ancient times

Watching Yue Fei

Emperor Gaozong of Song, Zhao Gou: Why does the video about Yue Fei accuse me of being a eunuch?

Zhao Gao: If the emperor is a eunuch, then that means a eunuch is the emperor.

Yue Fei: You sent me twelve gold plaques ordering me back, but even Heaven says I shouldn't return. Even if you sent fifty, I still wouldn't go back.

Watching I Love Killing in My Dreams

Qin Shi Huang: That's a terrifying way to kill someone. I should learn it too.

Zhao Gao: Your Majesty, please don't!

Watching beauties in ancient-style swimsuits at the pool

Li Yuan: What are those two giant light bulbs?

Duke Xuan of Wei: Hurry up and have someone make clothes! I want to see them right now!

Emperors and commoners from every dynasty stare up at the sky screen, not daring to blink.

The Yanks and the Japanese dare to bully my descendants?

Buy, buy, buy! All kinds of modern goods can actually be bought through short-video livestreams.

Drones, cosmetics, missiles...

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