I Watch Outrageous Crossover Anime Plots, and the Heavens' Blood Pressure Soars

Su Ye never expected the videos he shared to be broadcast in a crossover anime universe.

First video: Ranking the Five Biggest Clowns in Jujutsu Kaisen

How could Gojo Satoru, the biggest clown of all, only rank second?!

Itadori: I thought I really was the King of Fists in Jujutsu Kaisen. I never expected this result...

Sukuna: Huh? Are you saying all I can do is call Lord Mahoraga???

Gojo Satoru: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

Second video: The Truth Behind Rent-A-Girlfriend's Fall from 9.8 to 6.8

Kinoshita Kazuya: I never fantasized about getting NTR'd at a swimming pool!

Ichinose Chizuru: You actually... actually fantasized about me doing that kind of thing with someone else!

Third video: Pursue freedom, pursue getting cuckolded!

Mikasa: Eren, how could it be like this...

Eren: I... killed my own mother?

Captain Levi: That blond guy actually got together with her!

As video after video guaranteed to send people's blood pressure soaring was broadcast,

characters across the crossover multiverse saw their blood pressure skyrocket.

“Fine, fine, after watching all these videos, I'm the real clown!”

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.