Old Man, Is It Safe to Park My Moped Outside?

Shen Fei accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a small-time streamer on the Shark platform. A System called God-Tier Rage Bait binds itself to him. As long as he provokes people until they lose their temper, he earns points, and with enough points, he can draw whatever prizes he wants!

As it turns out, from the start, he's supposed to meet his girlfriend's parents, but the moment he walks in, he's greeted with icy glares.

Her father puts on airs of superiority and deliberately tops off his tea to signal that it's time for his guest to leave.

So Shen Fei decides to stir things up, striking right at the deepest fears of every father with a daughter.

He shouts, "You old geezer! Are you deaf? I asked if it's safe to park my scooter downstairs!"

The man's blood pressure shoots up instantly!

The livestream chat explodes, too!

"You raise your precious daughter with so much care, only for her to end up with a hoodlum. Then he shows up at your house on his scooter and asks you to your face whether it's safe to park it downstairs!"

"Brother Shen is really twisting the knife!"

"Brother Shen, you're my god!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.