I Have a Crow's Mouth and the Law of Cause and Effect, the Whole World Is Begging Me to Shut Up

Ye Ran accidentally traveled to a parallel world, and unexpectedly discovered that he was actually a crow's mouth of a lonely star. Whether it is a blessing or a curse sent by oneself, it will be realized in strange ways. After many twists and turns, Ye Ran came to a position that was most suitable for him, as an international weather forecast host. It's just that people from all over the world suddenly discovered that since this person went to the weather forecast, there has not been a single day of peace in the world! Ye Ran: "Affected by the Australian spring wind, animals are in estrus again. A certain island in the south will be affected by the spring wind." ——A certain prime minister was raped. "Affected by the cold air from Berea, the northern part of the country will be hit by cold air." ——Yingjiang Announcement: "You call this level 30 typhoon a cold air attack?" "According to unknown reasons, the temperature in Sakura Country will rise significantly in recent days." ——According to the latest reporter reports, Mount Fuji volcano will erupt continuously for 100 days. Sakura: "It turns out that the temperature can still rise like this..." Global People: We won't believe a word you say! I beg you to shut up! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.