Transmigrator Chat Group: I'm the Only One Who Didn't Transmigrate

In an era when "making money is hard and even taking a dump is a struggle," high school student Zhang Han is pulled into a transmigrators' chat group.

"I transmigrated to the Dou Qi Continent. I'm Xiao Yan, the third young master of the Xiao Family in Wutan City. My fiancée, whom I'd never even met, broke off our engagement right from the start!"

"What the hell, I got dragged over by the Nine Dragons Coffin? Does that even count as transmigrating???"

Zhang Han: "You all transmigrated? Why am I still on Earth?"

"Holy crap! You're still on Earth?"

Xiao Yan: "My adoptive father, could you go look after my old mother on Earth for me?"

Ding! You received a Bodhi Pill from Xiao Yan.

Ye Hei: "Adoptive father, hurry to the foot of Mount Tai and help me move my car, or I won't be able to hold out."

Ding! You received ten jin of Divine Spring Water from Ye Hei.

Li Changshou: "Adoptive father, give me a spoiler about what I should do next. I'm really not sure."

Ding! You received a red envelope from Li Changshou.

Yun Che: "Bro, I'm counting on you to look after my wife and kids on Earth."

Zhang Han: "…"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.