Homemade Phased Array Laser Kills Mosquitoes, Destroys F35

"Village chief, mosquitoes are infested, please help me." Zhou Shu: OK. ——The phased array laser mosquito killer is released. Camel customer: Friend, make an offer. Soon after, Yingjiang F35 crashed! "Village Chief, I want to sell ice cream to support my family, please help me." Zhou Shu: OK. ——The advent of ultra-high speed centrifuge. Camel customer: Friend, make an offer. Soon after, a mushroom cloud flooded Judah. "Village Chief! We are surrounded by special forces!" "Village Chief! The National Security Bureau wants to talk to you about something!" Zhou Shu, "??" When the director of national security sat across from him, Zhou Shu's cerebellum shrank: I'm just helping the poor, what does it have to do with fighting outside? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.